To Catch A Kitten.

Arhi...meh

*Throws down a spike strip, popping your tires. Reaches in and grabs kitten then hops onto a train*

*Fools you both as I am still on that cliff but climbing down. The decoy I had was a stuffed kitten.* aha~!

*kittens hand touches something much squishier then a rock, the cliff wall suddenly smiling* Hi kitten~! *grabs hold of you and buries your face in my squishy breasts as I fall with you down to a stunt pillow thingy at the bottom of the cliff that catches us safely as I cuddle you*

Yay mistress nekomata~! *mews feels your big breasts against my face as we land on a big soft pillow*

*I sigh, rubbing my sore face as I walk along the beach. I then somehow find myself in front of a large stunt pillow thingy XP as Neko and Kitten fool on it, playing with Neko's assets as there land* 

Neko ! and Kitten ! 

*jumps on board and joins the fun with Neko's breasts, having totally forgotten the point of the game*

-Sits watching all this smoking a joint- ... whuuuut? -rubs head-

*The giant stunt pillow is really a big snorlax that grabs kitten and runs away leaving neko and grace behind, handing him to me. Then I return snorlax and fly away with kitten on my pidgeot.*

Atomsk wrote:

*The giant stunt pillow is really a big snorlax that grabs kitten and runs away leaving neko and grace behind, handing him to me. Then I return snorlax and fly away with kitten on my pidgeot.*

You mean a snorlax like this right ? : http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1134889

I want that snorlax D:

*Hangglides after atty then jumps onto his pidegot. I grab kitten then jump, freefalling then pull my pasachute. "Not getting away from me this time kitten *Huggles kitten as we float down*

*mews and snuggles as you hold me as we hangglides with you

I want teh kitteh too! *Unfurls my wings, grabs Kitten, and ascends*

*destroys with my demonic fire* now now who's a good kitteh~

*Catches and beams aboard my starship*

*Uses your star ships prefix code disabling your shield and beaming aboard your ship, running in, fighting my way to the kitten and escaping the ship in a shuttle returning to an unknown remote location to cuddle teh kitten*

Next time, my phaser won't be set to stun Neko....

*little does Neko know that I've been searching the stars looking for sexy space nymphs to fuc...I mean study. On one such planet, I see Neko's escape pod flare on the horizon as it crashed in the distance and I quickly make me way over it where I found Neko and Kitten again*

Neko and Kitten ! We should stop meeting like this !

*anyway I start to molest Neko and Kitten now as you get the routine*

Time for you two to join my sexy space nymph harem !

-Beams down to planet-

Ohai Grace, I just need to borrow one of these.

-Takes the Kitteh and beams back up to my ship, leaving Neko with Grace/
-Cuddles the Kitteh at warp speed-

*Flies At Ludacus Speed and catches up to Nova. shoots her engines out then boreds and steals kitten before flying off*

KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHNNN!

er, I mean:

BLIIIIIIIIITZTZZ!!

*I beam onto Blitz's ship, zap im with a Phazer, land, and hide with the Kitten*

*uses templar vision to find the hidden nova, then steals kitten and runs off to the rooftops.*

*Throws a smoke bomb that explodes at atty's feet, when the smoke is clear kitten is gone*

-Uses Batclaw to grab Kitten and pull him to me, then we go hide in the NovaCave-

*Blasts a hole in the roof of the Nova cave before swooping in, grabbing kitten, getting a jetpack on and taking off and flying away*

*Follows Blitz on my own jet pack and Shoryuken's him, taking the Kitten on the way down to earth, where I send body doubles everywhere*

*giggles as I look around and see so many of you* wow! Do you thing blitz will find us?